Angelina with Chunky Noodle

By Creature

The Soup makes a biting funny:

Moving on to celebrity parenting news, a top Vietnamese official said that Angelina Jolie has filed papers to adopt a child from the southeast Asian country. Jolie says she plans to adopt a child from Iraq thirty years from now and repeat any mistakes she makes with the Vietnamese kid.

Sigh.

(Cross-posted at State of the Day. H/T: my DVR.)