Poor Burris

By Michael J.W. Stickings

I think it's hilarious that Roland Burris, the illegitimate senator from Illinois (and massive egotist), raised only $845 between January and March of this year -- and that he has "$111,032 in debts from defending himself in ongoing ethics and perjury probes and travel."

Maybe he needs to find a corporate naming sponsor for his mausoleum.

Or maybe, and more likely, he'll just sell whatever is left of his soul to some cash-happy lobbyists, trading access, or whatever they want, for enough money to make a killing.