Liberated, Bush-style

By Michael J.W. Stickings

Speaking at a high school graduation in New Mexico, ex-President Bush, Obama's predecessor, said that he's quite happy not to be president anymore:

I no longer feel that great sense of responsibility that I had when I was in the Oval Office. And frankly, it's a liberating feeling.

Right back at ya, Dubya. After eight years of your disastrous presidency, most of the rest of us, in America and around the world, feel liberated, too.

And you say that your life is "back to normal"? Well, how lucky you are, scooping up dog poop.

Your successor, don't you know, is busy cleaning up the gargantuan mess you left, and life is hardly "normal" for all those who are still suffering through the aftermath of your presidency, economic crisis and all.